Hilarious Newspaper misprints of Medical terms and conditions

An excerpt from Pulse :-
'If we are over-diagnosing asthma, then we must be under-diagnosing the other causes of nocturnal cough, such as post-natal drip'.


From a national newspaper :-
'Cutting down on fats reduces the risk of heart disease. Try to choose unsaturated fats, which are found in red meat, milk, cheese, coconut oil, palm oil and butter ...'


From the Daily Mail :-
'A transplant surgeon has called for a ban on "kidneys-for-ale" operations'.


From a Local Paper :-
'On the Sunday before Christmas, there will be a pot-luck supper in the church hall, followed by prayers and medication'.


From the South Wales Evening Post :-
'Cash plea to aid dyslexic children'.


An interesting health tip from Q magazine :-
'In America you can buy melatonln as a vitamin supplement. It is a hormone that your penile gland secretes when it gets dark'.