1. PATIENT WAS INTERESTED IN VASECTOMY SO HE VISITED THE SURGEON. AFTER UNDERSTANDING EVERYTHING HE CONFIRM TO GO FURTHER. NEXT DAY HE WAS OPERATED.
AFTER THAT SURGEON VISITED TO PT.
SURGEON= "DEAR SON, I HAVE A GOOD NEWS N A BAD NEWS "
PATIENT=OH NO.. PLZ TELL ME BAD NEWS DIRECTLY.
SURGEON= BAD NEWZ IS WE ACCIDENTALLY DAMAGE UR TESTICLES N REMOVED IT..
PATIENT= NOBS.. THIS CANTS BE HAPPEN... HMMM WELL WHAT IS THE GOOD NEWS
SURGEON= WE CARRIED OUT THE BIOPSY OF THE SPECIMEN N IT FIND OUT MALIGNANT ...SO, ACCIDENTALLY U CURED OF TESTICULAR CANCER.
AFTER THAT SURGEON VISITED TO PT.
SURGEON= "DEAR SON, I HAVE A GOOD NEWS N A BAD NEWS "
PATIENT=OH NO.. PLZ TELL ME BAD NEWS DIRECTLY.
SURGEON= BAD NEWZ IS WE ACCIDENTALLY DAMAGE UR TESTICLES N REMOVED IT..
PATIENT= NOBS.. THIS CANTS BE HAPPEN... HMMM WELL WHAT IS THE GOOD NEWS
SURGEON= WE CARRIED OUT THE BIOPSY OF THE SPECIMEN N IT FIND OUT MALIGNANT ...SO, ACCIDENTALLY U CURED OF TESTICULAR CANCER.
2. A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago.
"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.
Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the germs in our drinking water.
But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all eat it. Can anyone here tell me what lethal product I'm referring to?"
"You, sir, in the first row, please give us your idea."
The man lowered his head and said, "Wedding cake."
"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.
Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the germs in our drinking water.
But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all eat it. Can anyone here tell me what lethal product I'm referring to?"
"You, sir, in the first row, please give us your idea."
The man lowered his head and said, "Wedding cake."
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