From a Health Education Authority leaflet on Sexually Transmitted
Diseases :-
"We don't know why, but it seems that men don't get bacterial vaginosis."
An apology that appeared recently in The Safety And Health Practitioner :- SORRY. We would like to apologise to readers for the late arrival of our March issue, which was entitled 'Flammable Materials : Controlling the Hazard!' The delay was caused by a fire at the printers.
Advert in the BMJ :-
FOR SALE :
Real bone half-skeleton, in better condition than seller. £250.
Seen in the BBC canteen in Manchester :-
In the interests of hygiene, please use tongues when picking up your baked potatoes.
From an article on stomach trouble :-
'Doctors are beginning to accept that stomach ulcers are infectious. They are caused by a bug called Helicopter'.
From More! :-
'Your chance of catching an STD during your period is greater, because the blood changes the PhD level in the vagina'.
From the Daily Mail :-
'Choking patients can now be incubated to maintain their airwaves!'
The Sunday Times explanation for the extinction of the dinosaurs :-
'The extinction may well have occurred when a steroid hit the Earth'.
Another Newspaper Misprint :-
'The Welsh international had to withdraw when the cut turned sceptic'.
From a Sunday Newspaper :-
'The surgeon said he'd removed my momentum - the funny apron of fat that covers the intestines'.
Was desperately trying to what my output never think about what it was, just want to have lovely skin differently, and these days I ran a television commercial for any Moles and warts removal system by Charles Davidson, so I went to their website and ordered his method without hesitation, and came with a guarantee of repayment of dollars. Within the method was also Bono guides skin healthy.
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